I WANNA KNOW WHO TOLD Billy he wasn't welcome here any more. He hasn't been for the last eight days. Dad was it you?
My girl, come and sit down. Mum is bringing me a cuppa in a while and then the interrogations can begin.
No. You can't pull any stunts like last time. I want some straight answers. What exactly do you have against him, may I know?
Well. love, I can't stand looking at those rings hanging from his nose, for one thing. AND THAT MAGGOT HE'S GOT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS TONGUE. How does he ever get to clean his teeth? The rings on his bottom lip must come in the way. He looks like a strange animal of sorts.
Oh dad, you're so.......so.......so harumph!
Ah, here's my cuppa. Ta, sweetheart. Cassandra and I are having a little heart to heart about our Billy.
Oh dear. I think I'll leave it to you two to...
Yes, Ma, run away like you always do.
Alfred, luv, what have you got hidden behind you back, little luv. Come and show Mummy.
Aw Ma I can't. Billy says only Cassandra is to...
Alfred, did you hear what your mother has just asked? Come here. Don't hang about the doorway.
But, Dad, I...
Give it to me, Billy. Dad is quite right.
Oh well.... they are only balloons so..
My God! What the...
Funny looking balloons, I must say, dear little Alfred.
Balloons be damned, Ethel. They are bloody condoms blown up like balloons. Billy's idea of a joke, is it?
Well, dear, it's at least safer using them as balloons. It could be a lot worse, couldn't it, Cassandra?
Ma...you are...ugh.....disgusting ugh!!!!
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